Lesser Known Wroxham FC Pleads to Ryan Reynolds for Assistance, After Losing Funding to Namesake Mix-Up

When it comes to mastering the art of micromanaging hundreds of investments and portfolios, there is none like Hollywood’s leading man, Ryan Reynolds. Proving himself a shrewd businessman, his exceptional investment skills have yielded remarkable results, particularly with Wrexham AFC. Since taking ownership with Rob McElhenney, the club’s revenue has skyrocketed, generating up to four times more than similar football clubs as reported recently. However, his success comes with widespread interest, as many clubs seek to replicate his strategy.

As a result, demands for a Ryan Reynolds-style makeover are pouring in, leaving everyone eager to learn the secrets behind his financial wizardry. And a recent one comes from another club, Wroxham FC, which intends to join the bandwagon. 

Wroxham FC wishes to get lucky with Ryan Reynolds

Wroxham FC, a non-league side struggling in the Isthmian North League, reportedly hopes to catch the attention of celebrity owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney with their new documentary, Welcome to Wroxham. Their fortunes starkly contrasted with namesake Wrexham FC, five divisions above, where their desirable high-profile celebrities had invested. “Our dream was for Ryan and Rob to spot our own special story, and maybe set up a pre-season grudge match!” said the club chairman, James Blowers.

The documentary’s trailer sparked hundreds of calls for Reynolds to respond. Sponsored by Riot Labs, it aimed to put the club on the map, potentially securing celebrity investment. However, all it did was ignite discussion and friendly rivalry among fans through clips shared on X and football meme pages. Netizens have united under the hashtag and catchphrases such as ‘Vowel Derby’, highlighting their newfound fame.

Standing on the threshold when success is just about to knock on the door, the club would like a boost up the Hollywood masterminds to climb further up. 

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Rachel Cole, Wroxham FC’s unsung hero, reflected on her documentary experience, saying, “It’s our time to shine.” The film, sponsored by Riot Labs, highlighted Wroxham FC’s community spirit. Riot Labs CEO Ben Johnson praised the unique story, utilizing non-league football to promote smoking cessation. The Kenny Cooke Stand became smoke-free as part of the deal. Wroxham FC now hopes to replicate Wrexham FC’s success, ideally attracting Ryan Reynolds’ attention and investment plans. 

Cole likened her newfound fame to Ryan Reynolds’ Wrexham FC experience. Involved with the club for over thirty years, she has been instrumental in keeping the club running. Her father, a former physio, inspired her dedication. As a matchday caterer, Cole cherishes the buzz despite modest crowds. The documentary showcased her tireless efforts, earning her “star of the show” acclaim. Reynolds’ influence could bring Hollywood glamour to this small non-league club, elevating its profile and securing its future, or so they believe.

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